By Jeff Larson, The Back Pew
“It was shortly before the election. Reporters seemed to be having trouble getting one candidate to give straight answers to questions. Finally, they cornered him and demanded a straight response to any question, not necessarily even a political question. One reporter asked, ‘What is your favorite color? You can give a straight answer to that, can’t you?’ The candidate said, ‘Certainly. My favorite color is plaid!’”
-The late Milton Berle, Comedian