By Dave Eden, Eden Political Cartoons
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard it on the news that there’s a car right now going the wrong way on the same road you’re traveling. Please, please, be careful!” “Are you kidding,” said Herman, “It’s much worse than that. It’s not just one car; it’s hundreds of them.”
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