By Jeff Larson, The Back Pew
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“When I was a teenager, a well-known evangelist came to our church and led in revival services. He said that he knew our pastor when he was a young man and his head was full of waves of curly hair. ‘Nowadays,’ said the evangelist, ‘there’s only beach.’”
-Rev. Mark Creech