By Dave Eden, Eden Political Cartoons

“You can feel however you want. I mean, I can sit here and say, ‘I feel like a tomato plant.’ But that doesn’t mean that I actually am those things. You can have whatever self-perception you want, but you can’t expect me to take part in that self-perception or to take part in this kind of charade – this theatrical production. You don’t get your own pronouns, just like you don’t get your own prepositions or your own adjectives. It’s like if I were to tell you, my adjectives are ‘handsome’ and ‘brilliant,’ and whenever you’re talking about me, you have to describe me as ‘handsome’ and ‘brilliant,’ because that’s how I identify.”
-Matt Walsh on the Dr. Phil show.